A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]
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Quite Simply
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” Albert Einstein
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AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
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using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
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i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
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| Benefits when you're cute: | More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself. |
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| Benefits when you're ugly: | you don't get raped. |
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f is for friends who dont talk to you
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I feel this overwhelming gratitude whenever I see the correct spelling of your/you’re. It’s like, “Good, lord. Thank all that is holy and just in the world that you understand the English language.”
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
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my entire life is just me “winging it”
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